cucumber

what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..

teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....

by the mouseinator September 2, 2006

cucumber

a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber

by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017

cucumber

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003

cucumber

Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.

When did you last cucumber?
She cucumbers.
Yo, dude! Watch this, it makes you want to cucumber.

by mamamamamma May 23, 2008

cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

by Kekadek January 6, 2019

Cucumber

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

by Stoverman October 13, 2019