The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.

I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.
by The Deffiner March 2, 2009
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A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.
by ranchanator February 25, 2010
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When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.
Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?
by Coralface June 10, 2023
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