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1 definition by Crackajak

N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.

V. to ejaculate in a woman's ear

Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.

Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
by Crackajak August 24, 2008