21 definitions by Patriotic Leftie

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)
by Patriotic Leftie February 27, 2021
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A “substitute” for Halloween invented by far right wingChristians” who are against anything that’s fun because their right wing version of Jesus wants them to be lame and boring.
My parents won’t let me go trick or treating cause they’re taking me to their mega church against my own will for Jesusween.
by Patriotic Leftie October 18, 2021
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To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.
Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.
by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021
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A joke of a media watchdog website that “exposes” liberal bias in the news media and entertainment shows. They claim to be the right wing’s MediaMatters, however left-leaning radio show hosts and entertainers take getting “busted” by the Newsbusters as a badge of honor and mock them mercilessly.
Uh oh, Stephen Colbert mocked Trump again! Newsbusters will be on the case!
by Patriotic Leftie February 11, 2021
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1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.

2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.

3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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To be a pro-domestic terrorist snowflake Trumptard who votes down definitions for “Kyle Rittenhouse” that paint the little domestic terrorist in negative light, because they support domestic terrorism and hate America.
Look at the little Rittenhouse Snowflake and his cuck friends vote my definition of Kyle Rittenhouse down. They really love terrorism and hate America.
by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021
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AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’
The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.
by Patriotic Leftie April 8, 2021
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