Bauer

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer

have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome

by kieth stone May 29, 2010

Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.

Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.

by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009

Bauered

Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.

The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered

by Sara8 January 28, 2009

Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.

My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.

by #SquatLife June 19, 2019

bauered

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge

upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.

by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004

Bauer

(Verb)

1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.

1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"

by MarcTheReaper May 9, 2014

bauered

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".

When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.

by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004