Bauerdick

A slang term meaning someone with a very small penis.

It is often used to make fun of other males. For example, "Hey, I heard you had a Bauerdick."

by Petr Czech April 29, 2009

Bauerdick

An extraordinarily small means of measuring length. Never fully determined how small because it's never actually been found and measured due to the thick jungle within which the original Bauerdick is located. However it has been estimated that a single Bauerdick Unit (BDU) may be close to .000001mm or 1mm * 10E5.

"Wow, that ant must be at least a thousand Bauerdick Units (BDUs) long!"

by Joey da GAPR-KNG May 1, 2009

Bauerdick Units (BDU's)

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.

The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).

by Petr Czech May 1, 2009