twirp

One who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Man, that John is a twirp.

by kingdingaling April 28, 2006

twirp

A person who farts in their own bathwater.

From Kurt Vonnegut - the writer.

by Steve Shepard November 13, 2004

twirp

One who commences to excessive and overly audible flatulence in a public facility for his/her own gratification.

I was taking a shit in stall number two, but much to my dismay, there was a twirp in stall number three who farted loudly all throughout my stay.

by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005