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Excited not only sexually, but also emotionally. The feeling of being horny and giddy at the same time.
Guy 1- "When you go out you don't take home the first girl you talk to just because she makes you all horny."
Guy 2- "It's not just that she's hot, she gives me the feels. Most girls don't make me feel anything. That girl makes me twirly."
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Horny, aroused, sexually frustrated. Possibly limited only to females.
"But I was feeling so twirly!" as said by the perfect female specimen that is Zooey Deschanel as Jess on New Girl
by Fart Monkey February 25, 2012
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"She went down and gave me a twirly"
by KG August 30, 2003
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A twirly is what it is called when the cock is "twirled" in a circular motion, traditionally with the index finger. It can either be self-administered, or performed by an intimate partner. A classic rendition is the reach-around twirly. This happens when, of two homosexual males, the giver of ass-sex, reaches around, and twirls the receiver's cock.
"Yo, Tommy, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'll probably just sit in front of the computer and twirl it to A Night in Paris for a couple of hours." (heterosexual).

"Oh, yesss, ass-sexxxx."
"You want a twirly with that?"
"Shit yeah I do!"
"Good, 'cause I've been working out my indexes."
"Well, then twirl away motherfucker!" (homosexual).
by Thomas Milne March 09, 2005
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A scouse (Liverpudlian) expression for pensioner or old person. Free Bus passes for the elderly prohibit travel before certain times to make more space during rush hours. The phrase came about because bus conductors (now drivers) would say "you're too early" to the wrinklies pushing aggressively onto the bus
"Hold on, you're twirly - get the next one.. it's about 2 hours behind us"

"Got stuck in the queue behind a bunch of twirlies cashing in their piggy banks"
by footfarmer September 27, 2005
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An old person, usually a pensioner, who tries to use their free travel pass before the morning commuter rush is over. Contracted from "too early".
Look at that twirly at the front of the queue over there!
by HopperStu February 07, 2008
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yo that dude's real hot. I be twirly.
by hippos like to doodle February 28, 2012
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