"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
by Anonymous April 03, 2003

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!
by Nate June 13, 2003

by George Utley August 29, 2006

by Kingofdick February 17, 2023

He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.
Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.
by jack blammer March 27, 2011

by Fearman December 28, 2007
