garsping

To be so consumed by thirst for an alcoholic beverage that one is showing a biological response to quench said thirst, much as one might be gasping when short of breath.

Mathew was absolutely garsping for a pint on his arrival in Dublin.

garsping by garspingman April 24, 2015

garms 

clothes

i brought some new garms

garms by sneaky j May 2, 2003

garoshadowscale 

A dragon based "furry" who is incredibly narcissistic and exploits followers for money, a wannabe cult leader.

"Dude did you hear about Garoshadowscale?"
"Yea, he's a real piece of work, be careful to only talk about him or you'll get banned!."

garoshadowscale by JimtheTrekkie November 4, 2021

garfshots 

Popularized by twitter user enzoriverss, garfshots is an awful extension of the backshots joke where you would add a noun to the -shots suffix. Garfshots is essentially giving backshots to garfield.

Person 1: Have you seen Garfshots?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Here I'll send it to you.
Person 2: Dude are you fr?

garfshots by damoney554 September 9, 2020

Garker 

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

Garker by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

Gars 

a blunt or cigar used to smoke marijuana

run to the store and get some gars

Gars by on momma January 3, 2009

garsnips 

A slang word for "the munchies" you get from smoking marijuana

guy 1 "Dude that was some good ass kush"

guy 2 "hellz yeah but now i got the GARSNIPS"

garsnips by emo_ninja October 3, 2012