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The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc
That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.
by big Mike Plano October 09, 2006
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Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.
Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
by Adrian Horner June 25, 2007
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An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.
Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."
by distresspattern March 10, 2010
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gark is the sound of choking on a dick
Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah
by francis ford coprolalia January 09, 2010
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The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.
Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.
by Mavira May 29, 2009
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The act of vomiting mid-blowjob
I don't think you should hook up with Jane I heard she garks every time.
by JuantheDream May 28, 2016
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Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"
ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"
by Mr Frowe March 02, 2004
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