garking

The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast

"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"

by DrSecret July 17, 2016

garking

Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting

I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.

by Jan Martin March 14, 2005

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016

gark

The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc

That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.

by big Mike Plano October 10, 2006

Garking

To suck ones own dick and choke.

Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.

by csstormin July 16, 2016

Gark

A word to describe any feeling that you may have when there is seemingly no possible way to express it.

I am feeling gark today.

by Rosalina Gonzalez June 2, 2017