Computer

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

Computer

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!

by dollarbill3585 October 04, 2013

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004

Computer

A device usually used for entertainment purposes.

I use the computer to play games with.

by Nevermore November 05, 2003

Computer

A machine used for porn and facebook

Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)

by frankthekill July 06, 2011

Computer

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA

by Ben9534 January 18, 2006

Computer

machines that are going to take over the world soon.

computers are getting better and dangerous

by dickhead1111 July 03, 2009