9 definitions by castanza

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Something that kills cats.
*Curious Cat* I might just go for a little stroll on to this road and see whats happening there.



In this example, Curiosity in fact did kill the cat just as much as the car.

by castanza August 28, 2007
A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
by castanza August 28, 2007
you are most likely using one to view this web page
im gonna use my computer to look up porn
by castanza June 17, 2007
1. (a.k.a cesspool) is a pit or a pool that is used for sewage or refuse. Basically it can be anything that is filled with shit.
Tintin: Aye Snowy were not fuckin coming here again its a fuckin cesspit in here.

Lady: Bargin past are ya? yous fuckas. bet you havent got a cock amongst yas!

Tintin: You obese fat motherfuckin bitch, fat heap of shit!
by castanza April 17, 2008
This is a fact found on the under side of selected Spring Valley Drinks. Spring Valley decided to put these stats on some beverages in 2004. They are a great liddle addition to a morning ritual and along with the great tasting juice you get, the liddle fact you receive should usually be pretty interesting and generally one that you can share around and gain much interest from other work buddies and friends.

-Great way to start the day
-Interesting facts
-You learn more
-You get a nice juice to go along with ur liddle fact

-Some of the facts are in fact, false making you look like a dickhead when you go to tell people and then they figure out you are wrong.
-Some of the marked lids that claim they have a "liddle fact" underneath them, actually deceive you and you receive a blank under side of the lid. which can in turn cause you to have a really bad day or even week.
Goran: Wow this lid has a Liddle fact underneath it!!

Amery: Really? Whats it say?

Goran: An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars!

Amery: Cool man.
by castanza August 27, 2007
A CAD program that Drafters and Designers use.
It has its setbacks but isnt too bad when you get the hang of it. Personally I prefer AutoCAD. Microstation often crashes sometimes on my brand spanking new computer...
Drafty: Fucking Microstation froze again the fucking shit.
by castanza August 21, 2007
A girl that piles the make-up on her face... Usually with a shovel and wheelbarrow.
ie. She really "cakes" it on.
C-Dawg: Wow look at that bird over there in the distance, she has hell good baps!!

J-Dawg: True as! she does too!!

*girl walks closer*

C-Dawg: Ah crap look at her face man, what the hell is that meant to be? She has got a pile of make up on it!!

J-Dawg: Your absolutely right!! Shes a Pavlova and a half!!
by castanza August 30, 2007
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