A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious. You can find Ann in her natural habitat, or Armadillo Grill, where she will be in a booth usually surrounded by people. You can pick her out of the crowd with her signature catchphrase "fuck my life". But when you get too close you are in danger of her throwing things such as World History textbooks at you or using umbrellas to forcefully hit you in various uncomfortable places, although most times she will simply sprawl across you and decide that moving would simply take too much work. The Ann, though, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death, and I am no exception.
We're at Armadillo Grill, maybe we'll see a wild Ann
Someone just said "fuck my life!"
oh god! an ann is nearing!
Let's go on a six-mile jog!
I'm feeling kind of Ann today. Let's just sprawl out on the floor instead.
Someone just said "fuck my life!"
oh god! an ann is nearing!
Let's go on a six-mile jog!
I'm feeling kind of Ann today. Let's just sprawl out on the floor instead.
by Lili P January 18, 2009
A Flossy Boss. Owns the ground you walk on. Her milshake really does bring all of the boys to the yard. A classy bitch, runs shit like a boss. Tall dark and bootylicious. A real catch, but is already basically married to a smurf. She doesn't take shit, so don't fuck with her or she will have you taken care of.
Person 1: Wow what is that bombshell doing with that smurf?
Person 2: Yeah shes a real Ann! What a lucky man.
Person 2: Yeah shes a real Ann! What a lucky man.
by ann.owns.your.house May 12, 2009
The most unbelievably sexy woman that has ever lived.
Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable.
Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.
Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable.
Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.
Bastard #1: "Fuck man, I wrecked my truck!"
Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?"
Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"
Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?"
Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"
by stuart71857 February 11, 2010
A beautiful girl who is typically self-conscious. She is pretty smart, but doesn't apply herself in school. Trys hard in everything she does. Even when things get difficult, Ann will remain optimistic. She is a romantic and falls hard. When she falls in love, it is swift and hard. She is the motherly, nurturing type...but can be extremely firm. Ann always follows the rules, and hardly ever gets in trouble. The only time she will get in trouble is because of her mouth. She can not think before she speaks. She is artistic and usually musically gifted. She is the girl you want to marry.
by PainfullyBeautiful November 24, 2011
A basic white girl who thinks she's queen when really she's a peasant. She enjoys all basic white girl things like Starbucks and spending her Mormon family's wealth on food and nude and black colored clothing.
by Itscolton December 2, 2013
Isn’t Ann so incredible?
by Kimkakes May 8, 2022
1. A fairly lame and common middle name among woman of most generations. Less classy than Anne with an 'e' but more grown up than Annie with an "ie".
2. Added onto another sparsely syllabic feminine name, it becomes trailer-trashy.
2. Added onto another sparsely syllabic feminine name, it becomes trailer-trashy.
by Mysterious Benefactor January 7, 2010