armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

by Jo May 2, 2004

armadillo

Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.

"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."

by homebroslice24 March 9, 2010

armadillo

A person particularly skilled in basketball. Associated with being very agressive.
Stemming from the habit an armadillo has of rolling up into a ball, which looks significantly like a basketball.

Gosh, those gals that schooled us at pick-up sure were some armadillos.

by Grace Madeline February 16, 2006

Armadillo

Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.

My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.

by Kelen Keller July 1, 2010

Armadillo

To provide weapons to a spanish pickle.

He is suspected of buying weapons to armadillo.

by Kraeloc May 22, 2004

Armadilloing

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

by Eye of the Tiger July 2, 2013

Armadillo

The process of taking off your fingernails having sex and then cumming on the girls back, and sticking your nails to her back, using the cum as a glue

Guy A: yo i had some freaky sex last night
Guy B: yeah? what did you do?
Guy A: pulled an Armadillo on her
Guy B: *wakes up from nightmare*

by Fireboss76 July 2, 2020