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5 definitions by stuart71857

 
1.
The gorgeous vixen that sits the summit of Mt. Sexiness.

She is gorgeous, kind, stimulating and has a voice that could charm ice away from Antartica.

Ann Marie is so beautiful that her image is used to distract entire armies in battle and she is therefore considered the most prized implement of weapons of mass destruction.

She is desired by many, men and women, and the cause of horrendous jealousy among those that know they can never compare to her.

She has gorgeous green eyes, beautiful long dark hair, a killer smile, a body of a goddess and her laugh will cause chills to gallop through your soul.
Male 1: (speaking into a cell phone)"OMG, I am a dead man!"

Male 2: "What's wrong dude?"

Male 1: "Jesna just caught me looking at Ann Marie and she knows no man can resist Ann Marie. She's coming this way with an axe! Tell the hospital to prep for surgery to re-attach a penis and my cranium!"
by stuart71857 February 11, 2010
 
2.
Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.
When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.
by Stuart71857 May 21, 2008
 
3.
A sexalicious female that is alluring to both sexes. She can draw either sex to her without effort. They are normally docile, friendly, nanchalant, sometimes cheerful, but extremely high maintenance.

They are also prone to violent outburts that are brilliant in their aura and frightening in their intensity.
Unlucky Bastard : "Son-of-a-bitch! My back is killing me!"

Unlucky Bastard's Friend: "What happened?"

Unlucky Bastard: "I was out creeping last night and spotted a Jesna at the bar by herself so I went over to talk to her."

Unlucky Bastard's Friend: "Yeah, so? What did she do? Have her boyfriend beat you down?"

Unlucky Bastard: "I wish! She lured me outside and then snapped on my ass. She crotch-kicked me, gave me an eye jammie and then smashed me against a dumpster until my spine split like grandma's girdle!"
by stuart71857 February 11, 2010
 
4.
A Jesna is a sexually appealing female. They can be found in many places throughout the continental United States, but they are most common in areas that serve pilsner brewed beverages. A Jesna of any flavor is a true trophy in the hunt of females. A Jesna with a flaming red mane is considered to be the Holy Grail of the species. To track, take and plunder a redheaded Jesna is considered the pinnacle of manly sexual prowess.
"Man, I thought I was going into the Hunting Hall of Fame last weekend."
"What happened?"
"I captured and tagged what I thought was a hot Jesna, but then I found out it was a Jennifer Lopez in a wig!"
by stuart71857 February 10, 2010
 
5.
Ann
The most unbelievably sexy woman that has ever lived.

Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable.

Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.
Bastard #1: "Fuck man, I wrecked my truck!"

Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?"

Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"
by stuart71857 February 11, 2010