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Ann
A Flossy Boss. Owns the ground you walk on. Her milshake really does bring all of the boys to the yard. A classy bitch, runs shit like a boss. Tall dark and bootylicious. A real catch, but is already basically married to a smurf. She doesn't take shit, so don't fuck with her or she will have you taken care of.
Person 1: Wow what is that bombshell doing with that smurf?

Person 2: Yeah shes a real Ann! What a lucky man.
by ann.owns.your.house May 12, 2009

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