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1. Flossy
Extremely flashy or showy.
by anonymous Feb 28, 2003 share this
2. flossy
A state of severe inebriation for methamphetamine users. Characterized by aural and visual hallucinations, psychosis, and temporary impairment of one's cognitive and motor functions. Usually follows an extended period of drug induced fasting and sleep deprivation.
I'm so flossy that I can't even drive, let alone fly that plane, and that fucking statue keeps singing Carly Simon songs to me, must get some sleep!
3. flossy
Some one that is hot, sexy, or banging; Someone that you would fuck just by their looks.
"Stephen from Laguna Beach is so flossy. I'd do him in a second."
by claire Nov 11, 2004 share this
4. flossy
Superficially stylish; Showy; Attracts attention with looks or nice things; similar to "bling"; someone or something that is considered cool, stylish, hot, expensive or attractive.
"Your new cell phone is so flossy"
"That girl got all kinds of floss goin' on"
"We're gonna show up all flossed out"

5. Flossy
When foolish people think they can get ahead by blowing the boss, and even a subordinate for some young booty, but then everything backfires in their face and they're left with nothing.
Sue is looking rather Flossy today... I hope Cliff gives her a helping hand with her belongings while being escorted off the premises.
6. Flossy
After a wild and sloppy plunge into the Amazon jungle, a connoisseur(muff or meat)usually requires gettin'flossy to remove the pubes stuck in their teeth.
Damn dude ... that pussy was jungle feva!! I'm 'bout to get flossy!'
Girl! That brotha' would have got more play from a Weed-Wacker! I gots to get flossin'!
Sheeet, that was tasty!{cough,cough} I best be flossin'!
Whoaaaaa! Havn't you heard of Nair?! That shit's flossy!
"I'm sick of flossin'!!! Wax that monkey ass!"
Her bush was sooo wild, I was flossin' all night!
{Sluuurp ... Ahhhh}My wife's gonna bust my ass ... if I don't get to flossin'!
7. flossy
your style is clean, u look good
Dang Kameryn is flossin his threads...
yea hes really flossy
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