bacon
Nuff' said.
bacon by FinalHazardNova November 6, 2011
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the closet thing to dying and going to sweet, meaty and juicy heaven. Also very close to happiness of any way, shape and form.
America: You can't buy happiness with money, but bacon is pretty fucking close.
Israel: That's a goddamn lie!
Israel: That's a goddamn lie!
bacon by hoogablagoo1234567890 August 26, 2013
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Bacon
The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
Bacon
Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
bacon
bacon by Peter Christian November 17, 2003