Top Definition
coined by vallejo based rapper E-40
slang for marijuana
i don't need no doctor
idon't need no shrink
all i need is broccoli
and a forty ounce to drink
smoking that broccoli now
by chico May 05, 2003
1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.
1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"
by Dagon April 30, 2005
can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!
forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
by Adrian November 06, 2004
Broccoli is a term for weed seeming how are is green like broccoli the term is most popular in the song "Broccoli" by D.R.A.M featuring Lil Yachty
Ima roll that broccoli.
by DGDfan2003 August 21, 2016
Old people, especially old women.
Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.
by Yadingus June 09, 2016
"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"
"Quickly, Lex, give superman the's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"
by Karatekid1222 June 12, 2008
The natural laxative.
Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.
by Shawn B. May 08, 2003
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