Squirrel 

A nickname for the animal-looking toupee on a guys head. It becomes the guy's nickname when he's a prick even though he's wearing a toupee.

I wonder if the Squirrel is being "cool" at the Kerryman tonight?

Squirrel by hlsulliv April 21, 2008

Squirrel 

Someone who needs to get their nut.

linsday: i just broke up with mike.
sam: girl! you gotta get your nut tonight!
lindsay: nah, dude, i'm not a squirrel.

Squirrel by lamzy413 September 27, 2010

squirrel 

someone who loves nutz! NUT LUVAHS

Get off dat man's nuts, SQUIRREL!!!!!

squirrel by Chipmunk July 18, 2003

squirrel 

A girl who thinks sucking lots of dick will make her more popular. Generally tends to be abit over-weight or chubby.

Bob: Yeah, she swallowed mine!
Larry: You and the rest of the school, man. She's just a damned squirrel.

squirrel by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

squirrel 

A slang term for a vagina.

"While you're over here those cheerleaders are over there, scamming on all your squirrel. But that's okay, cuz you don't have dicks anyway"

-Bring it On! The Movie.

squirrel by Seye November 20, 2003

squirrel 

amateur

ian brown in stone roses interview describing typical indie record label as "squirrel records"

squirrel by dan July 10, 2003

squirrel 

1. a crazy or eccentric person

2. to hide something for later use

That guy is a freaking squirrel.

squirrel by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2008