Cabbage 

A word used to describe someone who is known to act an idiotic or foolish fashion because of an ability to act in a normal and acceptable manner . This can cover anything from not knowing the answer to a simple question to partaking in acts of cabbagery such as not using an indicator when making a maneuver in a car.

Andy: "Paul M you're a fucking cabbage because you ate my chicken salad again"

Cabbage by BigAndyB August 7, 2019

cabbage 

A stupid person who doesn't know shit.

Zach you are such a stupid cabbage!

cabbage by Bob Dong February 14, 2003

cabbage 

an old granny vagina, with flaps etc..

'wop it up a cabbage'

cabbage by llihp notwen February 1, 2008

cabbage 

cabbage is hihop 4 money

hey u got any spear cabbage?

cabbage by jeni December 6, 2004

cabbage 

amazingly sexy person

damn you! cabbage youre hot

cabbage by Tom November 8, 2004

Cabbage 

A fat boy with usually blonde hair who wears a green shirt almost everyday.

Stephan is being a cabbage again.

Cabbage by Luke Cox February 23, 2009

Cabbage 

Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.

Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas

Cabbage by cockmeatsandwedge March 27, 2012