Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.
Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane ate the cabbage

Cabbage eaters = simple people
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Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.
Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane is a cabbage eater
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A person of Ukrainian descent who may happen to also like the vegetable.
1:OMG look at Sash, man that guy is such a cabbage eater!
2:Yeah but we wouldn't trade him in for anyone, even a Russian.
by Shane and Dave January 31, 2008
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Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
by Brothy Water March 31, 2023
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