fnork

The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously

n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech.
v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks
v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork.
v.intr. To cry out in a low to high-pitched, strident voice.

The entire zoo shook when Gerald and Phyllisity sneezed while exchanging a peanut via thier trunks producing an ear shattering fnork, which sent thirteen people to the hospital with damaged eardrums, and generated a $1700.34 veterinarians bill to extract a peanut (in the shell) from the tear duct in Gerald’s left eye.

fnork by MetLab Bob May 26, 2006

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Fnork

To ruin, destroy, or make dysfunctional.
"Fnorked" is commonly used as an adjective to describe something that is messed up or dysfunctional.

May be a corruption of the vulgar word "fuck".

The cheap tape dispenser was fnorked.

Fnork by Sminty January 13, 2008

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The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

fnork by Jacob September 10, 2004

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Fnork

A fnork an extremely uncommon abomination which is an unfortunate result of inbreeding it takes the appearance of a fork and a cheating knife husband typically found in land fills and trash cans since it’s to much to even take to a scrapyard

Common things said while expectedly recoiling in disgust are “Oh my, what an unholy tool” “why would you give me this?”

“Is this just a spoon and a knife together” And “it’s seems to be lodge in the victims chest” the definition of a fnork is a usually metallic fork and knife combo which is completely unusable

Fnork by Just a guy on a mission August 9, 2024