99 definitions by Jacob
| 1. | Triton Eye | ||
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The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely. 9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.
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Jacob
May 5, 2005
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| 2. | y'all | ||
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Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun. Where are y'all going?
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Jacob
Aug 11, 2004
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| 3. | taco fest | ||
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event comprising mostly of women
-opposite of a sausage party lilith fair was a huge taco fest
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jacob
Mar 23, 2003
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| 4. | HFS | ||
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Holy Fucking Shit A mullet walks by wearing hotpants and tie dye. You look to your friend and say, "HFS."
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Jacob
Nov 11, 2003
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| 5. | UCSD | ||
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A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely. An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).
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Jacob
May 5, 2005
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| 6. | JTHM | ||
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Short For "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac". An awesome comic that was created by Jhonen Vasquez the creator of Invader Zim. Read JTHM I command you!
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Jacob
Jan 30, 2005
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| 7. | sleep | ||
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The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream. I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.
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