99 definitions by Jacob

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.
by Jacob May 05, 2005
Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.
Where are y'all going?
by Jacob August 11, 2004
event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party
lilith fair was a huge taco fest
by jacob March 23, 2003
The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.
I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.
by jacob February 24, 2006
HFS
Holy Fucking Shit
A mullet walks by wearing hotpants and tie dye. You look to your friend and say, "HFS."
by Jacob November 11, 2003
Short For "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac". An awesome comic that was created by Jhonen Vasquez the creator of Invader Zim.
Read JTHM I command you!
by Jacob January 30, 2005
A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).
by Jacob May 05, 2005

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