forklifting

Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.

Shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike's at the bonfire.

I found out my friend Justin has been out forklifting downtown, and he said he was at home playing halo.

by Brian Riesgaf November 17, 2005

forklifting

The act of going out and picking up overweight members of the opposite sex.

DaveyD? He practically invented forklifting!

by trahma July 21, 2008

forklifting

when you fist a girl so hard you pick her up off the ground

I was forklifting last night and my fist went into her stomach.

by hormiga May 13, 2005

The Forklift

When a Man bends his elbows while his arms are in a 90° angle by his sides and recieves an akward hug from his significant other.

"Look at him, he's going in with The Forklift"
"Yeah, The Forklift is so romantic and akward at the same time"

by Romantic slaying tips November 25, 2016

Forklifting

Using your two thumbs, either in the vagina or anus to lift the person being forklifted off the ground.

Boy 1: I was with this girl last week and I managed to lift her off the ground by putting my thumbs inside her
Boy 2: You forklifted her?
Boy 1: Forklifting is a thing?

by nathansig January 26, 2015

Forklift

This is when you approach a standing, unsuspecting girl from behind and penetrate her anally, lifting her off the ground.

Craig saw her across the room and immediately charged in for a forklift.

by 300 Club January 12, 2004

forklift

Start in a squatting position with a girl on your cock. Lift her vertically, then run around the room and slowly lower her onto something, preferably near a bunch of boxes. Pull out, and make beeping noises as you do so.

Dude love injured ta jen in a horrendous forklift accident - he dropped her onto the boxes rather than beside them.

by Brenthoven July 23, 2009