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copretendency 

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.
I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.
copretendency by Legs4days January 10, 2021

Comprehenderendement 

1. When it is clearly too fantastic to 'Comprehend' a fact or opinion, but you are instead left in a state of 'comprehenderendement.'

2. If you are too retarded to say 'Compris' in french and that falls out instead.

3. Say it backwards.
To comprehenderendement the situation he said 'I'M AN ADULT, SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.'

caretender 

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun
"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"
caretender by AmboNec December 19, 2013

Compretended 

When you pretend to understand what someone said, however you did not understand a thing they said.

Source hotweather and krum
I compretended what she said so she would leave me alone.
Compretended by THEnuthouse June 13, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026