Copretender 

Pretending with another person or group of people.

"Look at those kids dressed like a boy band.... what a bunch of copretenders"

Copretender by Rychenroller January 26, 2013

copretendency 

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.

I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.

copretendency by Legs4days January 10, 2021

Comprehenderendement 

1. When it is clearly too fantastic to 'Comprehend' a fact or opinion, but you are instead left in a state of 'comprehenderendement.'

2. If you are too retarded to say 'Compris' in french and that falls out instead.

3. Say it backwards.

To comprehenderendement the situation he said 'I'M AN ADULT, SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.'

Comprehenderendement by Darksmoke101 November 2, 2011

caretender 

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun

"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"

caretender by AmboNec December 19, 2013

Compretended 

When you pretend to understand what someone said, however you did not understand a thing they said.

Source hotweather and krum

I compretended what she said so she would leave me alone.

Compretended by THEnuthouse June 13, 2018