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Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
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Trud

A variant on the word TROD (Past participle of Tread), inspired by the use of the word DRUG as a Past form of the (verb) DRAG in a H. Allan Smith book
The army had General Winter to contend with as they trud slowly towards the Foe in the snow
by AmboNec November 16, 2013
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genderpunk

Euphemism for genderfuck the conscious effort to mock or "fuck with" traditional notions of gender identity, gender roles, and gender presentation which assume that one's identity, role and orientation is determined by one's sex assigned at birth.

Can also fall under the umbrella of the transgender spectrum, which includes a variety of individuals, behaviors, and groups that tend to deviate from the traditional gender expectations, although the two terms are not synonymous
Q: "Can't tell if this bassist is a girl or not?"

A: "Oh. He's that well-known genderpunk from the college"
by AmboNec December 29, 2013
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Penuricide

Systemic removal of the poor, from Penury ( Gk. "poverty") + -cide ( "to slay" ). Inspired by the OWS quote:

When the rich rob the poor, it’s called business. When the poor fight back, it’s called violence.”
"MAGA wants to solve the homeless problem by commiting penuricide on them"
by AmboNec December 18, 2024
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Retardican

Extremist wing of Conservatives, who wants to wind back (i.e. 'retard')people's Rights back to any where between the 1950s to the 1860s. Routinely engage in Penis Fencing and vociferous pissing contests.
Appears that most of the MAGA camp are Retardicans, secretly wishing they're back in the Deep past.
by AmboNec February 18, 2023
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dyscalendia

Analogous to dyslexia (bad with words) or dyscalculia (bad at math).

Etym; dys (bad) + calends (Roman 1st day of month, when rent and bills are usually due) + -ia (state or disorder).

Means one has trouble keeping appointments.
With my dyscalendia, I'm often too early or late for salon or doctor visits.
by AmboNec December 30, 2021
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Digitally Adhesive

NerdSpeak for 'sticky fingers', for those inclined to be kleptos
Don't leave you I-Phone, etc. unattended at public places, plenty of folk are digitally adhesive
by AmboNec September 29, 2013
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