touchebag

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

touchebag

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

by rexnom November 2, 2009

touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009

touchebag

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.

Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB

by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

touchebag

a jerk with snarky responses

Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.

by OscarTheGrouch42 June 14, 2011

Touchebag

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

by WubWubChigga May 10, 2012

Touchebag

Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "Touché."

Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.

Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.

Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.

by MattyHdot October 27, 2010