Twouchebag 

A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.

"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."

"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."

Twouchebag by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008

Twouchebag 

1. When someone has gone above and beyond the average douchebag level, they are referred to as a twouchebag.

2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.

That spiky-haired, fist pumping Jersey shore asshole is such a twouchebag. OR Wow, Andre and Cassie are such a twouchebag couple, I never want to hang out with them again!

Twouchebag by shrink05 July 23, 2010

twouchebag 

Someone who twitters too much about boring things.

That @scobleizer is such a twouchebag!

twouchebag by Ikcor December 19, 2008

twouchebag 

a douchebag that is on twitter

I hate it when that twouchebag tweets.

twouchebag by dnagyrase March 21, 2009

touchebag 

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

wouchebag

That person that everyone knows who is a weasel and a douchebag. He carries all of the traits of being a little pinhead but also a complete douchebag.

We thought that we had seen every type of jerk but when Pete came in, it was obvious we now had a world-class wouchebag in the joint.

wouchebag by Kieth33 January 17, 2009

touchbag 

This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.

Charlie is a touchbag when he interrupts me when I'm talking.

touchbag by asia30965 January 31, 2009