Female version of a male douchebag. Works overtime on her look, makeup, hair, wardrobe, demeanor and virtually every characteristic which would entice males in public. She does this with no intention of hooking up, but rather to feed her insatiable appetite to build self-esteem.
The fouchebag walked through the club directly to the bar. Upon arriving she turned and quickly scanned the room to determine if her appearence generated any hysteria which would eventually land her free drinks.
Midwest derivation of the term Douchebag. Someone who sucks in all aspects of life.
-The Fouchebag twins can't buy a bucket.
-Hey look at that Fouchebag, he needs a shower!
-I can't stand those Foucebags.