Mds

Masterbation Depervation Syndrom. The male form of pms, occurs when males fail to masterbate frequently enough inturn making them have all the bitchy qualities of a girl on her period.

Fran: "Dude, Jim is being a total bitch lately!"
Nicole: "Yeah he's totally mds-ing, gross..."

by Sick of bitchy boys December 21, 2010

mds

Portuguese shorthand for Meu Deus, which translates in English to My God! Often used online

Person 1: Foi pra pria hoje e eu estive roubado... (I went to the beach today and I was robbed)
Person 2: Mds, que horrivél! (My god, how horrible!)

by HiVoltage December 14, 2014

MD

Short for MDMA which in turn is short for Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. The most purest, cleanest chewmical in the world. Powdered form of the street drug ecstasy usually found in unclean, unpure pill form. Once you do this, you'll never wanr to touch another pull again. Swear down. However, it has a rather foul, vile taste, so is best taken wrapped in a rizla.

Guy 1 "Yo g you got any pills on ya?"
Guy 2 "Nah mate i don't do that shit, i got some MD though"
Guy 1 "Whats that?"
Guy 2 "The best thing you'll do in your life. Much better than cocaine
Guy 1 "Yeah man i'll try some"

Half an hour alter

Guy 1Nah man this is fuckin brilliant i'm never doin those awful pills again man!

by GF August 27, 2007

MD

My Dick

You need to get off MD
How many girls have you fucked in your life?

by LegacyLeague December 27, 2019

MD

Doctor of Medicine.

Common title given to doctors.

You can either be a Doctor of Medicine (MD) or a Doctor Osteopathy DO

by HappyHenry35 July 10, 2004

md

"md" is a common abbreviation for the words 'my dude'. The abbreviation is often used when texting.

"hey how are you md?"
"im good dude how are you?"

by mdmdmdmdmd October 04, 2020

MD

.:short for maryland:.

the baddest niggaz come from baltimorein MD

by xoxEasSideBabyxox January 03, 2005