Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

by 202101 December 24, 2010

Schmonkey

Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J

You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.

by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024

Schmonkey

The act of hitting a bomb in baseball.

Lets go, SCHMONKEY!!!

by extremewhitemale May 8, 2023