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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
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10 Words related to schmuck
(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.
"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"
by KingofSchmuck March 03, 2009
a low life punk
you dirty little schmuck
by Hannah the Spanner Bean August 14, 2008
Someone who is conned easily.
I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!
by scncqn May 28, 2008
Anybody who believes the hateful translations of the word.
"He really thought the word 'jewelry' comes from 'Jew,' the schmuck."
by Yutzmach Purkonae May 09, 2008
Derived from the German word for jewelry(notice the jew) schmucka- Jews known for owning vasts amounts of jewelry and also being tight ass bankers and loan sharks were thus often called schmucks during Nazi Germany. Thus someone who is a jew or a tight ass is also refered to as a schmuck.

I asked for some money but, Jimmy is being a schmuck.
That Jerry Seinfeld is such a schmuck.
Stop being a Schmuck Kyle and let me have some pie.
by Gritch April 10, 2008

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