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1. schmuck
(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004 add a video
2. schmuck
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005 add a video
3. schmuck
it is a yidish word and it means prick
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
by mike Aug 19, 2003 add a video
4. schmuck
the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.
"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"
by Col Dec 5, 2003 add a video
5. schmuck
A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.
Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!
6. Schmuck
An idiot, fuck head.

Origin: yiddish
You are a schmuck.

YES YOU!
7. Schmuck
A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
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