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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
a jewish work for "dick"
it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish
by James April 05, 2005
A common word used to describe Slustig.
Slustig is such a schmuck!
by cheese April 03, 2005
Tom DeLay

A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.

Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal

This is Democracy in action
Only a real DeLay would have voted for George W. Bush
by harry cannoli March 24, 2005
Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.
You are nothing but a schmuck.
by Smokey March 03, 2005
Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.
Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"
by mysterious writer June 10, 2004
a Joey, a fool, a penis
That Joey is a real schmuck
by bernedette March 23, 2004
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