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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013

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A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010

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An arrogent bastard or just a stupid individual.

Schmuck derived means stupid fuck.
Your about as dumb as a doorknob. Quit being a schmuck and man up.
by TheSchm0 March 15, 2010

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Yiddish word that literally means "penis".

Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.
"Did you hear?!? Ashley broke up with Ryan when she found out he was two-timing her!"

"Good, he's such a schmuck."
by schmucks_suck January 28, 2008

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Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)
by Spike rules June 03, 2006

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a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect
Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.
by Le Schmuck October 30, 2005

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person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done
a coworker of mine who does nothing all day
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