A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
10 Words related to schmuck
(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
to refer to a person as a shit-fuck
Bro, stop being such a schmuck
by Ryan & Liv March 18, 2012
Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
by 23419 July 21, 2010
Squirrel with nut in mouth who gets run over by car.
Oh look! That there roadkill is a schmuck!
by Super Duper888 June 17, 2010
Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.
"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"
by KingofSchmuck March 03, 2009

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