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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
10 Words related to schmuck
Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.
"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."
by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015
the yiddish word meanin idiot
oy that schmuck has no idea what he's talking about
by Fairy tail fanatic January 10, 2015
A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.
Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."
by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013
When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"
abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*
by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012
The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.
by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012
to refer to a person as a shit-fuck
Bro, stop being such a schmuck
by Ryan & Liv March 18, 2012

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