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1.
(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
 
2.
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
 
3.
A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
 
4.
it is a yidish word and it means prick
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
by mike August 19, 2003
 
5.
Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)
by Spike rules June 03, 2006
 
6.
a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect
Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.
by Le Schmuck October 30, 2005
 
7.
metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up
Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!
by Dustin April 10, 2005