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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
#schmuck #jamal #loser #native #craig
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
10 Words related to schmuck
A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
#schmuck #jews #are #awesome #dick #cock
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.
Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!
#dumb person #hated one #frustration #dumb #uncommunicative
by erieee December 21, 2009
a low life punk
you dirty little schmuck
#dirtbag #scummer #hoe #tea leaf #tramp #loser
by Hannah the Spanner Bean August 14, 2008
Someone who is conned easily.
I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!
#loser #con #schmuck #easy #pickings
by scncqn May 28, 2008
Anybody who believes the hateful translations of the word.
"He really thought the word 'jewelry' comes from 'Jew,' the schmuck."
#putz #yutz #shaygetz #dick #prick
by Yutzmach Purkonae May 09, 2008
Derived from the German word for jewelry(notice the jew) schmucka- Jews known for owning vasts amounts of jewelry and also being tight ass bankers and loan sharks were thus often called schmucks during Nazi Germany. Thus someone who is a jew or a tight ass is also refered to as a schmuck.

I asked for some money but, Jimmy is being a schmuck.
That Jerry Seinfeld is such a schmuck.
Stop being a Schmuck Kyle and let me have some pie.
#jew #jewelry #schmuck #schmuka #nazi #germany #loan #sharks #tight #ass #tightass
by Gritch April 10, 2008
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