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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
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10 Words related to schmuck
moron, idiot, general derogitory term
"You complete schmuck!"
by Lord_Peanut May 12, 2005
metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up
Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!
by Dustin April 10, 2005
someone's dick.

Also used offensively.
"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."
by Hannah Montana May 26, 2007
person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done
a coworker of mine who does nothing all day
by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005
Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)
by Spike rules June 03, 2006
a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect
Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.
by Le Schmuck October 30, 2005

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