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Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.
Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.
by schlongbeast December 01, 2004
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