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Schlonkeysex (-0.052)
When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole
David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.
by A-phish January 30, 2010
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