assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007

Assbaggery 

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

Assbaggery by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010

asslagger 

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

Assbadger

One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.

(Not taken literally).

Stop asking me about it, you assbadger!

Assbadger by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004

assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

assnagger

someone who is being a doosher, a stupid ignorant fool. someone who will suffer the consequences of such behavior.

someone who sucks at X-box

why were you running up that pipe in the middle of the map assnagger!?

Dude, put that beer down, do you want us to get busted assnagger?

Assnagger!

Tim stop being an assnagger!

Did you see that guy wipe out what an assnagger!

assnagger by mikeandtimwords! TM January 26, 2010

assbarger 

the act of barging in on someones asshole without the permission of the owner of the asshole itself

that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.

assbarger by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007