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a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people
That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag
by Paul April 03, 2003
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Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.
Dude Tony is such a dirty ass bag.
by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003
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Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.
Save Our Seeker you assbags!
by visionhale May 24, 2010
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A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
He is being such an Assbag!
by melia433 June 12, 2008
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Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.
On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"
by schirato December 02, 2010
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The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.
Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!
by Chris McK February 27, 2006
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1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole
Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.
by tr0n December 31, 2003
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