assbarger
that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.
assbarger by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007
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Assburgers
A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
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assbaggery
That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery
assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007
Assperger
A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.
Assperger by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008
Assperger
(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.
A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.
An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.
An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
asslagger
asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008
assburgers
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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