clot

An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.

You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.

by First Officer Richardson December 22, 2012

clot

The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.

Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.

by The Troll May 16, 2006

clot

jamaican pronounciation of "clothe" meaning a tampon as used in swear words like "blood clot" or "bomba clot"

by mokkes May 24, 2003

clot

A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.

Also see clotbag

Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass?
Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!

by Bill Ricker May 3, 2008

clot

The awkward wait when everyone knows that the classroom is empty but still waits because no one wants open the door to check if the room is empty.

There was a huge clot outside the physics room today I was so bored.

by TheRinger May 2, 2012

clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

"Oh Mum, you always make me do my homework before going out, you're such a clot!"

by videfluffy October 19, 2017

clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

"Mum you always make me do my homework before i go out with my friends, you're such a clot"

by Squigle September 29, 2017