You pin clothespins, and they don't fall. They keep the laundry from getting dirty.
They're beautiful.
They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!
They're beautiful.
They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!
by eugepae4pie August 20, 2013
a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.
by brynizzle February 8, 2006
a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.
by brynizzle January 27, 2006
Jill is a clothespin because when Jack filled her head up with compliments, it led her to give it up to him.
by humaiira October 5, 2005
Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
by reversefront September 9, 2016
The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
by JaeWu March 22, 2007
Hey Doug! Did you hear that Angela broke my clothespining record? She put 15 more miniature clothespins on her nipples then I did!
by Beeftig13 March 15, 2015