15 definitions by The Troll

targets

A glib term used by submariners to describe all other ships that merely float on the surface of the water.

Submariner: What do you call the boats in the Pacific Navy fleet that are about to head out to sea?

Master Chief: Targets.

by The Troll August 5, 2005

thrombosis

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.

Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.

by The Troll May 6, 2006

Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006

pseudocyesis

1. (pr. soo-dough-sigh-ee-suss) A psychiatric condion whereby the individual believes falsely that they are pregnant. Occurs in both men and women, patients often manifest symptoms of being pregnant.

I just removed a pillow from Mrs. Smith's shirt. I think she is suffering from psuedocyesis.

by The Troll July 18, 2005

spazhole

A moist, cavernous source of pleasure for most women. Often when stimulated properly, the response of the said women is to spazz out, or gasm.

syn. velvet wallet, spam purse, axe wound

When I used the brutus in my mother's spazhole she began to twitch and shudder uncontrollably.

by The Troll March 2, 2004

maskies

Like a selfie, but with a mask.

Watch out for COVID, blast your social media with maskies!

by The Troll April 12, 2020

Brutus

slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.

Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.

by The Troll June 30, 2005