twatalack 

A light-hearted way of telling someone they suck arse, or a way of preventing your insults from sounding too serious.

1. Hey Fuz, you know you really are a complete twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.

twatalack by dj_derek March 5, 2003

twatalack 

a gd way of telling some one they are a fuker. usually it will not be recieved with a return beating (if guy) or bitchin (stupid fuking whores)

"jack is a twatalack because when he suked my cok he did not lick up my jiz"

twatalack by fuz March 5, 2003

twatlick 

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

twatlick by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

Twatknacker 

A total idiot

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!

Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013

twatpacker 

A backpacker who behaves like a twat.

Look at this misfit. Flea infested dreadlocks, narcissistic tattoos, no clue, thinks the locals love him 'because I'm blending right in with this cool ethnic culture. Backpacker? What a twat. Right, he's a perfect example of a twatpacker.

twatpacker by Mekongfrank June 23, 2016

Twatacocktus 

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.

You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"

Twatacocktus by DROE440 June 3, 2010

twatcracker 

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices

1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

twatcracker by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) June 18, 2007