Definitions by dj_derek

twatalack 

A light-hearted way of telling someone they suck arse, or a way of preventing your insults from sounding too serious.

1. Hey Fuz, you know you really are a complete twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.

twatalack by dj_derek March 5, 2003

crimmit 

A derogatory term for stupid people who live in holes.

1. You dirty motherfucking hole dwelling crimmit!
2. John was a filthy crimmit.

crimmit by dj_derek March 5, 2003

ghandi's revenge 

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

ghandi's revenge by dj_derek March 5, 2003

rusty water 

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting

My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.

rusty water by dj_derek March 5, 2003

ring sting 

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

ring sting by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Moosik

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

Moosik by dj_derek March 5, 2003

stealth bomber 

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

stealth bomber by dj_derek March 5, 2003