dj_derek's definitions

Moosik

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

force soil

The act of defication, see lay a cable.

1. Geofrey withdrew to force soil in the lavatory.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

ring sting

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

faggosity

A term used to describe the intesity of one's homosexual tendencies.

Your faggosity astounds me.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

ghandi's revenge

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

rusty water

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting

My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003