rootboy

Equivalent to a paperboy but then with the focus on delivering roots (and occasionly rootbeer!).

Man: What the hell is all that junk doing in the front yard?Woman: the rootboy came again....
Man: Great... I just don't get WHY he keeps filling our yard with roots and rootbeer, this is just so f*cked up... it serves absolutely no purpose... sigh.. i'll get the broom.... and visit the cops again... why did we want live here again?

by Maever March 24, 2010

rootboy

Someone who dresses and speaks like a faggot, pretends to have a lot of money and carries extensive amounts of cash ("G") in his trouser pockets. Rootboys are laughable characters.

Example of rootboy talk: "If you hang with the G, you gotta carry G".

by Vader218 June 4, 2007

Rootoy

It's short for "Rubbed One Out Thinking Of You

I sent a text to my smoking hot girl friend that said, "You looked so great walking out the door going to work this morning, that when I was in the shower I just had to rootoy."

by Stunt man dad February 18, 2015

Rootborn

Pure; Not having weaknesses or mutations;

(To come from) - or Of Nature. Containing no flaws or blemishes. Devoid of imperfections. Great: Godlike; Incorruptible.
Born of the root, underground.

God is rootborn. Rootborn is God.

by Kylot August 24, 2011

Roodboy

A boy or GIRL who is intelligent and beautiful

Hash: You are nothing
Panda and Pixel: We are roodboys, you idiot
Get rekt nub

by Relataeble July 23, 2018

rootbox

Title of the 2006 hit of Robbie Williams.

And now Robbie with his new hit Rootbox!

by ronNL September 10, 2008

rootbog

a special kite that glows, usually found in the dwellings of skeletors. it can swindle and grin but it can NOT! hold it's melody.

Usually, when I go to Camille's house, we fly rootbogs. SKELLETOOORRRR

by Camillnille October 25, 2006