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Equivalent to a paperboy but then with the focus on delivering roots (and occasionly rootbeer!).
Man: What the hell is all that junk doing in the front yard?Woman: the rootboy came again....
Man: Great... I just don't get WHY he keeps filling our yard with roots and rootbeer, this is just so f*cked up... it serves absolutely no purpose... sigh.. i'll get the broom.... and visit the cops again... why did we want live here again?
rootboy by Maever March 24, 2010
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Someone who dresses and speaks like a faggot, pretends to have a lot of money and carries extensive amounts of cash ("G") in his trouser pockets. Rootboys are laughable characters.
Example of rootboy talk: "If you hang with the G, you gotta carry G".
rootboy by Vader218 June 4, 2007
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It's short for "Rubbed One Out Thinking Of You
I sent a text to my smoking hot girl friend that said, "You looked so great walking out the door going to work this morning, that when I was in the shower I just had to rootoy."
Rootoy by Stunt man dad February 18, 2015

Rootborn 

Pure; Not having weaknesses or mutations;

(To come from) - or Of Nature. Containing no flaws or blemishes. Devoid of imperfections. Great: Godlike; Incorruptible.
Born of the root, underground.
God is rootborn. Rootborn is God.
Rootborn by Kylot August 24, 2011
Hash: You are nothing
Panda and Pixel: We are roodboys, you idiot
Get rekt nub
Roodboy by Relataeble July 23, 2018
Title of the 2006 hit of Robbie Williams.
And now Robbie with his new hit Rootbox!
rootbox by ronNL September 10, 2008
a special kite that glows, usually found in the dwellings of skeletors. it can swindle and grin but it can NOT! hold it's melody.
Usually, when I go to Camille's house, we fly rootbogs. SKELLETOOORRRR
rootbog by Camillnille October 25, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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