rootboy

Equivalent to a paperboy but then with the focus on delivering roots (and occasionly rootbeer!).

Man: What the hell is all that junk doing in the front yard?Woman: the rootboy came again....
Man: Great... I just don't get WHY he keeps filling our yard with roots and rootbeer, this is just so f*cked up... it serves absolutely no purpose... sigh.. i'll get the broom.... and visit the cops again... why did we want live here again?

by Maever March 24, 2010

rootboy

Someone who dresses and speaks like a faggot, pretends to have a lot of money and carries extensive amounts of cash ("G") in his trouser pockets. Rootboys are laughable characters.

Example of rootboy talk: "If you hang with the G, you gotta carry G".

by Vader218 May 18, 2007