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A wannabe troll who is either unfunny, unoriginal, or both. Usually trying to mock an established lolcow (originally Chris Chan, but since expanded to cows in general) and failing miserably, often making themselves a target for trolls in the process.

A corruption of "win", as in "epic win".
Don't call up Chris Chan just to scream "Julaaaaay!!" at him; that's textbook ween behaviour.
Ween by IronicTrollFace April 18, 2018
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A band featuring two main memebers,who go under the stage names Gene Ween and Dean Ween. They tour with a live band, and in my own opinion are a lot better live.
Ween, played a great show last night!
ween by Big Buns August 17, 2006
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ween by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
The best band ever, formed when Gene Ween (Aaron Freeman) met Dean Ween (Mickey Melchiondo) in the '80s and started cutting weird but cool drug-induced music.
To anyone who disses Ween: maybe some people like to eat it, but I think you're a dick!
ween by HotnNow January 12, 2004
A weiner, like a peenie, like a dick penis
Ween by saggynutsack October 10, 2017
Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia
Golly, Mr. Boone, you have a large ween. I can see it right through your long johns.
Ween by JacK-pot February 5, 2010
My ween is bigger than yours
Ween by WhyIsMyNameTaken October 29, 2018