Tom Seaver 

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.

The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.

Tom Seaver by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

tom seaver 

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

tom seaver by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

Tom Seaver 

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

Tom Seaver by Wales129 October 9, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008